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"It means that we lost a game." -Kendall Marshal in response to a reporter's question about what going 3-1 over the last four games means to the team. The kid is a leader, folks.

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Daily Duke Sucks

It has come to my attention that the world needs to know that there is some black magic associated with Coach
Kryzyualagllhnasglahglohski and the dookies.  A poster on Inside Carolina, going by the handle of HeelGod, has photographic evidence of this evil.  


Now I'm warning you, what you see, can't be unseen.  This girl has apparently become possessed with all that is evil in this world, similar to the situation in the new Anthony Hopkins film, The Rite.  I hope everyone takes notice of this, especially Shabazz Muhammad, and understands that this is a serious disorder that cannot simply be remedied by using Epsom salt.  Epsom salt is also terrible for toe injuries (See: Lawson, Tywon), but I digress.


And thanks, DHG, for the proof that we've all known for quite some time.  

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