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Generally, when JJ Redick made the Sportscenter Top 10, it was because he scored 40 points in a college game with Dick Vitale yelling his moronic head off and talking about how well-rounded Redick was as a player. 


But, Redick's return to the SC Top 10 was actually due to his defense. Randy Foye took Redick out of his shoes with this crossover.

Well-rounded? What say you, Dickie V?

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No words needed.  This explains it all.

Daily Duke Sucks

Just had to post this one on a night when I think Duke loses their second straight.  Maryland always plays Duke tough, and I the "experts" always say "you don't want to play Duke after a loss", but I think Jordan Williams gives the Bumlees the business tonight and Maryland wins in College Park.  

If that happens, that sets up a pretty nice match-up on Feb. 9th (Thank you, Mr. Faircloth). 


UPDATE:  Maryland is garbage. 

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Everybody already knows the flopping that's taught in Durham, but even this is a little extreme.  It's incredible that a team with a proud tradition and past successes has to resort to these tactics.  

But, I guess that's what you do when you're getting your ass handed to you by an 11-8 team.  Miles Plumlee, you're a pansy for this.

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It has come to my attention that the world needs to know that there is some black magic associated with Coach
Kryzyualagllhnasglahglohski and the dookies.  A poster on Inside Carolina, going by the handle of HeelGod, has photographic evidence of this evil.  


Now I'm warning you, what you see, can't be unseen.  This girl has apparently become possessed with all that is evil in this world, similar to the situation in the new Anthony Hopkins film, The Rite.  I hope everyone takes notice of this, especially Shabazz Muhammad, and understands that this is a serious disorder that cannot simply be remedied by using Epsom salt.  Epsom salt is also terrible for toe injuries (See: Lawson, Tywon), but I digress.


And thanks, DHG, for the proof that we've all known for quite some time.  

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It came to my attention that I missed yesterday, but I'm having some car issues, so work with me here.  I found a nice little article from NBA Fan House ranking the NBA's worst players.  The list is designed to go from 1-20, but like any good satire posting, the authors make a few exceptions. 

I must say, focus mainly on players 3 and 6, and just take a guess where they played college ball.  

And, Gerald Henderson, you're still a punk, and you'll never be as good as Wayne Ellington, or make a Final Four, or win an NCAA Title.  Tyler's Hansbrough's nose says, "Hello".

Have a look, here.

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Today's clip comes from a 1997 game between Kansas and Maryland. Surely, Duke can't be a part of this, right?  


But wait.  Dick Vitale has the call, and well, you figure out why he's often referred to as Dookie V.

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Today, I'm taking it back to 2008, when Duke was knocked out of the NCAA Tournament by Eric Maynor, and VCU.  As if everybody wasn't convinced that Duke players are flopping pansies, Greg Paulus absolutely confirmed it with this beauty.


What a kook.

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Today's little ditty comes from Kyle Sunglare.  Listen, these shots are pretty incredible, I have to admit that.  But, the fact that Singulair practices these shots reminds me of a kid that practices his dance moves in the mirror.  The reference to Coach Kryzyzlalgoaikataoistski is sickening, and then the Vitale reference nearly made my head explode.

Plus, he ruined my favorite song of 2010. 

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This is long overdue.

Today's clip, Austin Rivers getting absolutely posterized in a loss to Mater Dei.